She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Your dad touched me again.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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