I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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