Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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