my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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