Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
