Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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