He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
