Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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