i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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