3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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