She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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