I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
