She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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