so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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