where am i from again
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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