Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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