If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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