my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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