I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I'm really busy with my period
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