Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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