Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
someone owes me an orgasm
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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