I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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