To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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