Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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