Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
