We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This is not my ceiling
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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