glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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