they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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