going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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