Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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