I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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