I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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