So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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