My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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