with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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