and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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