yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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