This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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