toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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