i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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