if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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