Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
