the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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