im holly from the hills drunk
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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