I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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