They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We are two peas in an std pod
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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