you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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