did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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