I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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