Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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